Hey there! My name is Noah. I'm eighteen years old. My friend code on the 3DS is 4854-7056-4196. I have Animal Crossing: New Leaf.
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zerotation:

I have such a soft spot for cartoon violence(x)

(no timestamp on the link since this isn’t an exact scenario from the vid but the punchline is still gavin gets anvil’d)

tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

mesitka:

blah blah flow of lines blah dynamic attempts blah companion piece to this Rose blah
truth: I LOVE HALOS SO BLOODY MUCH
need to draw more halos or at least something that can pass for halo
because of reasons

mesitka:

blah blah flow of lines blah dynamic attempts blah companion piece to this Rose blah

truth: I LOVE HALOS SO BLOODY MUCH

need to draw more halos or at least something that can pass for halo

because of reasons

urtube:

SO IM AT THE MORGUE AND THIS WOMAN TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my recently deceased husband *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID NOTHING CAUSE HE’S DEAD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

xaannaax:

bookiesbooty:

It’s back.

This is my favorite video of all time